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The Official Cheese Thread

Post by yer__mum » January 10th, 2013, 4:45 am

Can't remember whether we had an unofficial one, so this is the official one now!

It's about cheese jokes or cheese. Whey your options.


My all-time favourite is this:

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!


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Re: The Official Cheese Thread

Post by forkless » January 10th, 2013, 4:51 am

No whey! Gouda one Mumksi!

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Post by yer__mum » January 10th, 2013, 4:54 am

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi!

(courtesy of mooks aages ago)

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Post by yer__mum » April 10th, 2013, 2:42 am

Classic Song: Let It Brie
Historical Figure: Julius Cheese-er

I camembert any more cheese puns.
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Re: The Official Cheese Thread

Post by forkless » April 10th, 2013, 11:46 am

yer__mum wrote:I camembert any more cheese puns.
:erm:


[strike]yer__mum, outta puns?!? That can't brie![/strike]

Doh, used already... Cheeze whiz!

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Post by yer__mum » April 10th, 2013, 12:18 pm

Gouda thought that would happen?!


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Re: The Official Cheese Thread

Post by forkless » April 10th, 2013, 4:02 pm

The real question is: Will Derby more?

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Post by yer__mum » April 11th, 2013, 1:21 am

Curd be.


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Re: The Official Cheese Thread

Post by sammooky » November 13th, 2013, 6:21 pm

I'm off to get cheesed up and piss faced here or Friday night , need to up my cheese pun-game I reckons

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Post by yer__mum » November 14th, 2013, 1:15 pm

Practice will make you feta at it.


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Post by yer__mum » November 16th, 2013, 10:50 am

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